Leviathan: “We are Proud to Partner With Everything That Is”
What if biblical monsters issued press releases, like UnitedHealth Group?
Recently, UnitedHealth Group announced a partnership with a second health system,1 increasing its total number of employees by 2000 in two days.
This got me thinking, with the rapid pace of acquisitions UnitedHealth Group2 and Behemoth—sorry, CVS Heath—have been keeping up, I wonder what the press releases would’ve look like from the PR firms for chaos m…
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