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Marie Moneysmith's avatar

The packaging insert is genius! Well done!

Owen Scott Muir, M.D, DFAACAP's avatar

A lot of straight man, a little absurd.

Tom Laster's avatar

That’s gold

Robin's avatar

This is getting me off the couch on a dreary New Year's Day. The package insert is hilarious!

Mark Mullen's avatar

Phenomenal and fun read! Very compelling.

Alex Mendelsohn's avatar

Be careful not to overdose - you'll end up in a state called "power walking". Your limbs will contort into something that doesn't look like walking, but isn't running either. Chronic overdosing results in you entering something called "The Olympics".

Owen Scott Muir, M.D, DFAACAP's avatar

I've heard there was a serious adverse event at one of of the initial Olympics! There was that gentleman who went all the way to marathon, and then died abruptly.

Tom Laster's avatar

Thought provoking. I don't think I'm depressed (currently) but I'm intrigued by the thought of becoming 2+ inches taller.

I'm writing myself a prescription.

Owen Scott Muir, M.D, DFAACAP's avatar

The benefit of this is there is a pretty easy way to rip off the off label version, and provide no reimbursement to the bio Pharma company that's trying, valiantly, to squeeze as much profitability out of this innovation as possible. In this case, that bio sciences company is my made up one, so I feel pretty confident that I know what they would do. I made it in the first place.