"My Precious": Specialty Psychiatry EHR Luminello Shuts Down

An Open Letter from Gollum, Who Used It for His Private Practice

Nice Investors, We Loves It! We loves Luminello. It had all the features, precious, the features we wanted. Nice features. Careful features. It wasn’t perfect, precious, not perfect. No. The pre-screening, though. It was special.

It lets us screen, precious, screen out nasty Orcs! Bad Orcs, they hurt us, and they hurt our scheduling and practice viability. When Orcs book an appointment, similar to Medicaid, we weren’t allowed, precious, not allowed to bill for no-shows. And the Orcs, although they needed dynamic therapy, they regularly didn’t arrive for appointments. We could keep them out of our practice with a pre-screening form. Only the nice Elves, Dwarves, and Masters likely to have the precious were allowed to book. This was important to us. A dark thing happened, precious. Dark, and secret. SimplePractice! It is also an EHR, precious, but not for us! Not for prescribers. No ePrescribing does have, precious. It was designed for others. For Ents, probably.…