My skinny wife is only half-joking when she threatens to leave me if my MOOBs get bigger than her boobs. I don't think I've had Risperdal -- but who can remember one of 20? What other drugs can I blame for this embarrassing condition and remove it as a moral failing in her eyes? And which bikini tops can I buy in odd sizes to go with my boxer shorts bathing suits?
Thanks to @A Madman's Miscellany for the repost
My skinny wife is only half-joking when she threatens to leave me if my MOOBs get bigger than her boobs. I don't think I've had Risperdal -- but who can remember one of 20? What other drugs can I blame for this embarrassing condition and remove it as a moral failing in her eyes? And which bikini tops can I buy in odd sizes to go with my boxer shorts bathing suits?