The Palantir of the Discoverable

This absurdist sub-newsletter is dedicated to my rather silly preoccupation with legal nonsense and compliance issues as they apply to middle earth.

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"I Just Can't": Sauron's Darkest Moment as a Founder

There are some days I just don't even know why I made the one ring

Apr 25 •

Owen Scott Muir, M.D

9 Shocking AI Prompt Hacks That You WON'T Believe - King of Rohan Swears By Them!

By G. Wormtongue

May 13 •

Owen Scott Muir, M.D

"The One Ring Should Not Be Destroyed"

A joint press release from Sauron, the Lord of the Rings, and Gollum, former Ring Bearer

May 13 •

Owen Scott Muir, M.D

Sauron Discovers a Founder Ripped off His One Ring IP and Already Applied to YC24

The rate at which intellectual property can be turned into competing companies is breathtaking

Apr 29 •

Owen Scott Muir, M.D

Isengard's Half-Orc Program Was A Compliance Nightmare: Satire About AI in Future Litigation

It starts-- but doesn't end-- at horrifying details in the world of Tolkien's The Two Towers

Apr 22 •

Owen Scott Muir, M.D

You Shall Not Pass: The Legal Action is Brought

What anguish...the complaint alleged

Apr 22 •

Owen Scott Muir, M.D

"You Shall Not Pass": A Legal Saga of It's Own

Early Discovery in the matter of Maia v. Maia

Apr 22 •

Owen Scott Muir, M.D

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