"You Shall Not Pass": A Legal Saga of It's Own
Early Discovery in the matter of Maia v. Maia
This newsletter is a very odd duck, I will grant you. Why is a Health themed newsletter emailing me about legal issues in …wait…the lord of the rings? Well, because it’s summer vacation for the Frontier Psychiatrists, so we (the royal we) are letting some parody content take center stage while I am on a lake with my kids. Without further ado… we pick up in the middle of dueling discovery in the case of Balrog’s Estate v. Gandalf…
Subject: Risk Memo: Liability Concerns Regarding Gandalf and Balrog Incident
To: Board of Directors, Middle-earth Maia Administration Date: May 5, The Third Age
Dear Board Members,
I am writing to bring to your attention potential liability concerns arising from the recent incident involving Gandalf and the Balrog, specifically focusing on the duration of their fall and subsequent climb to the top of the Endless Stair.
Key Issues:
The extended duration of the fall and climb, which could be portrayed opposing counsel as “unreasonable” given its duration exceeding…