Twas the Night Before Christmas… and Santa’s Got a Real HR Nightmare on his Hands!

Fresh off of Cerebral, our crisis management experts go to work.

What follows is a transcript of a conversation between Saint Nicholas himself and the crisis professionals deployed by our team at The Frontier Psychiatrists. Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, which is not to create a hostile work environment, or an exclusionary religious tone for this or any other workplace:

FP: Hi, can I call you Mr. Nicolas ?

SN: You know I’m a saint, right?

FP: OK, I didn’t know if you wanted it to be less formal.

SN: it’s Saint Nicholas. Saint Nick is fine as a nickname if you prefer.

FP: Thank you, Mr. Saint Nick

SN: Look, I really appreciate you coming all the way up here, you know what our extremely important Christmas season is like, and we’re having some issues, so I don’t wanna act like I don’t appreciate your help

FP: Thank you Mr. Saint Nick. This sort of employee relations crisis management process is really our forte. I understand you have 1300 to 1400 elvish staff members?

SN: It’s 1400 elves. There are also 12 reindeer.

FP: and so we can get a more compl…