"The One Ring Should Not Be Destroyed"
A joint press release from Sauron, the Lord of the Rings, and Gollum, former Ring Bearer
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
MORDOR, MIDDLE-EARTH - May 12, 2023
“As Ring bearers, both the wretched creature Gollum and the Lord of the Rings, Sauron, are shocked by the announcement made by OptumInsights regarding the One Ring.”
“Mr. Sauron and Mr. Gollum were on opposite sides of the middle-earth-wide debate regarding the Ring. Despite our deeply help belief…