The Association of Genies Issues a Dire Warning to Humankind Regarding the Dangers of Unleashed Wishes

A press release for our life and Times which is in no way a commentary on OpenAI, Elon Musk, or any other Futurists now seeking to hype AI by warning about its dangers.

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The Association of Genies Issues a Dire Warning to Humankind Regarding the Dangers of Unleashed Wishes

Mystical Metropolis, March 29, 2023 - The Association of Genies (AOG), the leading authority on genie ethics and wish management, today released a statement warning of the potentially catastrophic consequences of granting three wishes to unprepared humans. In an effort to prevent widespread chaos and disaster, the AOG is urging society to take immediate action by safely returning all genies to their respective bottles or lamps.