Requiem for George Santos's Congressional Tenure...and the Concept of a Fixed Reality

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George Santos is indicted. People close to George Santos have been indicted. George Santos is a weird character. If you haven't been following the George Santos story— you're forgiven— I'll give you a brief summary.

George Santos is a self-made man, according to George Santos. George Santos was elected to the US Congress House of Representatives. He represents Queens, New York.

He ran for Congress on a bold platform of something or other. According to a federal indictment, he's a goddamn liar. But he's not the traditional politician sort of liar. According to the federal prosecutor he's a different sort of liar than most politicians. He tells stories that are so strange it's hard to believe anyone would bother. Here is where, as a Psychiatrist, I get to explain —this is not specific to George Santos.

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