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Private Equity Acquisition of Vampires: Term Sheet Leaked!

Private Equity Acquisition of Vampires: Term Sheet Leaked!

This horrifying document will turn you white with terror!

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Owen Scott Muir, M.D, DFAACAP
Oct 31, 2023
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In a previous edition of the Frontier Psychiatrists, we told the tale of the Vampires who were Acquired as Part of a Horrifying Private Equity Roll-Up … and today, coincidentally, also on October 31st, that Term Sheet has surfaced. Witness, with horror, the Terms of The Deal…the Saga Continues! Happy Some-Hallows-Eve! This is satire. Not real. Based on no real events. The podcast of the original post is available here:

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