On the Advent of Coronation of a British Monarch; Richard III Bemoans his Lack of an Invite to BlueSky

He is going to make you all pay...

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As Richard III opens, Richard is Duke of Gloucester and his sister, Jay, is CEO of Bluesky. Richard is eager to clear his way to the crown. He manipulates Jay into shadow banning their brother, and then has Owen Muir, M.D. murdered in the Tower. Meanwhile, Richard succeeds in marrying Lady Anne, even though he killed her father-in-law, Henry VI, and her husband.

When the ailing King of Social, Twitter, dies, Princess Jay, the founder of his the most buzzy platform, is next in line for the throne. Richard houses the Princess and his younger rivals in the Tower. Richard then stages events that yield him the crown.

After Richard’s coronation, he has the boys secretly killed. He also disposes of Anne, his wife, in order to court his niece, Elizabeth of York. Boomer nobles rally to Facebook , And Mark, Earl of Zuckerberg. When their followers meet, Richard is defeated and killed. Richmond becomes Henry VII. His marriage to Elizabeth of York ends t…