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Not Romantically Necessary: Reviewing Higher Level of Lovin' Criteria

Not Romantically Necessary: Reviewing Higher Level of Lovin' Criteria

My annual Valentine's Day attempt to have a romantic getaway, again, thwarted

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Owen Scott Muir, M.D, DFAACAP
Feb 14, 2025
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It's become a Valentine's Day tradition on the frontier Psychiatrist to review the coverage criteria for romantic getaways, dinners with my wife, and other reviews of romantic coverage. Last year's unique articles on my Valentine’s Day plan demand that I try a biosimilar partner available here. Similar efforts were thwarted on Carlene’s birthday.

This year, I reviewed the criteria for a romantic getaway and learned, to my dismay,

Carlene MacMillan, MD
and I do not meet the coverage criteria for such a special getaway.

I'm sorry, honey, I tried, but it's not in keeping with our benefits.

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Coverage Guidance

Coverage Indications, Limitations, and/or Romantic Necessity

Abstract:

A romantic getaway provides 24 hours of daily lovemaking in a structured, intensive, and secure setting for lovers who cannot safely and/or adequately make sweet, sweet love at a lower level of intimacy. This setting provides daily physician (MD/DO) supervision, should sildenafil be needed, 24-hour romantic gesture team evaluation and, alth…

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