My Life As Reimagined In an Apple WWDC Keynote

A flight of fancy, with inexplicable licensing deals for good measure.

Authors Note: all of the photographs were taken with an iPhone 15 Pro Max. Garfield appears courtesy of whoever the hell signed the licensing deal to bring Garfield to my phone.

It's good to get up with the dawn. I was thrilled to open my eyes, I have sun shine on my face, it took a moment, and then I open my mouth for the first time.

“Hey Siri,” are the first words out of my mouth.

“Good morning, Owen.”

“How was my sleep last night, Siri?”

“You are funny! And handsome, did I mention that? Your sleep was deeply rejuvenative, with an apple sleep score of 59. That's 10 points better than last month. You're getting better at getting restful sleep.”

That's good to know. I realized today is endurance training hike day. When I say the word “realize?” What I mean is a reminder popped up on my iPhone, turn on its side, in a special mode, that syncs with everything else in my life to let me know what I'm going to do for endurance exercise. That happens only on days the sun is shining, wh…