May The Fourth...Raise Serious Compliance Concerns With Lord Vader

Karen from HR has Serious Questions

In celebration of May 4, and imagine conversation between a Sith Lord.

Karen: Lord Vader, It is a pleasure.

DV: My presence is at the pleasure of the emperor.

K:  We have some serious issues to discuss, Mr. Vader.

DV: Lord.

Karen: My apologies, Lord. I hope you are looking forward to addressing these concerns as seriously as you take your lordship?

DV: I would be unwise for you to suspect otherwise.

K:  There have been some compliance concerns with your behavior on the End Of Life Quality Assurance Sphere

DV: are you referring to the Death Star?

K: We have had a rebrand.  The original project went so far over budget we brought in some experienced operators.  The "death" brand… the board wanted some distance.

Dv: What?

K: The End Of Life Quality Assurance Sphere

DV: Insolence!

K: (cutting him off) And it is exactly that kind of outburst and associated decision making that we are here to discuss Lord Vader.

DV: (breath sounds)

K: Thank you for listening. First, have you submitted your signed copy…