Late Stage Capitalism Acquisition of Mordor

Sauron-themed Satire Continues...

Not all that glitters is gold. At the end of the day, gold isn't particularly scalable. What was the math we had on the total addressable domination here in middle earth?

“elves, dwarves, and men. There's also niche communities like the halflings and the Ents.”

“to be clear, we're doing really well with the orcs right now?”

“orc are all in on our brand.”

“Early adopters, those orcs.”

“this is exactly my point. Our brand ambassadors are just great. Everybody knows the Nazgûl.”

“however, there's one additional thing we're gonna need from the Nazgûl team…”

“ I agree, we talked about this before, more selfies. More rizz. We need to give the fans something to edit.”

“that's the thing, we need people to understand, Sauron is Brat.”

“what does that mean?”

“well, you know, he's a little bit messy sometimes. But he really likes to bring all of metal earth under his dominion, and he buried his beef with Sauroman in a Collab they did.”

“ I'm not following…”

“ that's OK, there's just one other thing, …