It's All About the Employee Handbook

Damning correspondence that details relentlessly ignored standards of safety in the hostile work environment of Mordor

Subject: Witch King's Employee Handbook and Workplace Safety Compliance

From: Saruman To: Sauron Date: April 16, The Third Age

Dear Sauron,

I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to inquire about Witch King's adherence to the Mordor Corporation Employee Handbook and our workplace safety policies and procedures. I have been unable to find any records indicating that the Witch King has signed the Employee Handbook acknowledgment form. Additionally, there have been concerns raised about his compliance with workplace safety policies.

Could you please clarify whether the Witch King is in compliance with our established policies and procedures? Your prompt attention to this matter would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely, Saruman

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Subject: RE: Witch King's Employee Handbook and Workplace Safety Compliance

From: Sauron To: Saruman Date: April 16, The Third Age

Dear Saruman,