Illegal Drugs Issue Rare Joint Statement Distancing Themselves From Elon Musk

"We can't be associated with this behavior"

The Frontier Psychiatrists is expressing confusion as to why illegal drugs decided to use this newsletter as its press release vehicle instead of PR Newswire. But beggars can’t be choosers?

For Immediate Release

Bogota, Columbia and New York, New York—As Illegal Drugs, Cocaine, Psilocybin, LSD, along with the rest of our colleagues who have recently been allegedly ingested, issue this statement to clarify misconceptions and assert our joint stance regarding our role in the behavior Elon Musk.

Simply put, as a cohort of compounds that knows a little something about a smear campaign—it wasn’t so long ago you were told to “just say no” to us!—we can’t stand by and be associated with the problematic behavior of Mr. Elon Musk, as reported in the WSJ. We say, together, we had nothing to do with it.

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