I Had No Idea I Was Featured On The Internet

This is a total lie

The Frontier Psychiatrists is a daily enough newsletter. It's health themed. It was started, in part, because I've been harassed for years, by someone who accused me of being rapist and a puppy murderer. I wanted to have some content that wasn't about “Owen murdering puppies” out there, and so this newsletter? It is one of the ways I have attempted spread that good word. To be clear, I am neither a rapist or puppy murderer— though, in fairness, now that it's 2024, as long as I didn't have relations with a couch, I guess those are the kinds of things that don't rule you out of a presidential run? Yes, it's the subjective ongoing litigation related to the defamation. No, you shouldn't go look at her website. Yes, the board of medicine cleared me:

No, I didn't just doxx myself—that is no longer my work address.

However, this article isn't about any of that— and despite my promises to an anxious nation, I have failed at the task of resignation from daily-enough authorship.

Today, it…