Every Cut You Make (feat. Vivek Ramaswamy)

A lonely man writes a song of longing, in the style of the police

The Frontier Psychiatrist is mostly a Health themed newsletter, and I promise you, I was working on an article before I did this about a research study, and I'm gonna get back to that.

But—I've been preoccupied. Preoccupied with the state of the world, you ask? No. Preoccupied with somebody dear to all of us. Preoccupied with a man. Preoccupied with a preoccupied man. I've been preoccupied thinking about what ever happened to Vivek Ramaswamy.

I can't stop thinking about how sad Vivek Ramaswamy must be, watching his former colleagues at “DOGE” rip through 30,000 federal employee jobs, and just over 2 billions in “savings.” But, crucially, without him. This was his big chance. It should be him, sleeping on the floor next to Big Balls in the department of agriculture. It should be him, slashing massive budgets that are definitely not part of the CIA budget, and are completely separate. If anyone was gonna oversee young men between the ages of 17 and 22 interviewing career civil se…