Breaking: Sam Altman's note to New York

The rats deserve better than Eric Adams Corruption

—What follows is a satirical mashup!—

i just posted this note to New York:

Hi All–

Eric Adams has been instrumental to New York’s corruption and crime over the last few years; he has been a hugely significant factor in our development from an unknown island on the east coast to an important center of corrupt bribery in America.

When Eric informed me this morning that he was indicted, I was saddened but of course support the decisions of federal law enforcement. For the past years, he has been building out a strong bench of insiders that were sucking as much life out of NYC as possible, and the graft was at international scale.

I also want to share Diddy has been served in a criminal matter. Mayor Adams and Diddy made these decisions independently of each other and amicably, but the timing of Mayor Adams decision was such that it made sense to now do this all at once, so that we can work together for a smooth handover to the next generation of horrible, corrupt men.

I am extremely upset wit…