Banned Healthcare Startup Names, 2024

I get confused

The following words are popular with health technology startups. They are so popular that one can't tell one from the other anymore. Ok, perhaps it’s only Owen Scott Muir, M.D., our author, who is muddled. The Frontier Psychiatrists is a daily health-themed newsletter. Today, it’s some light content!

I am here by taking the following words and demarcating them as off-limits for the names of any new company for the next decade. I'm too confused. They all seemed like a good idea at the time. This first list is words that are not allowed in the name of a company that intends to do anything with health or its care. The subsequent list will be associated words that cannot be used to describe any new company, it's mission, it's product, or anything else. This is for safety. I might just wander off into the woods in the middle of December and bad things could happen, otherwise.

This would not be depression or suicidal intent, it would simply be getting so confused by trying to figure…