Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield Announces Automated Grievance Process!
A systematic approach to making you all Sisyphus.
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Here at Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield, we recognize you're going through an Endless toil. But, unfortunately, it is our business model. We based that model on the Greek story of Sisyphus! Thusly, if you feel like you're getting nowhere—you are correct. And much like the endless rolling of a boulder uphill and subsequent failure of Boulder positioning at the top of the mountain, the repetitive nature of obtaining medical care via any of the mechanisms provided by Anthem is…
Well, you know.
