An Open Letter to Parents, Regarding Childhood Vacations

I can't believe you put up with this

I had no idea. I don't know how I could've had had an idea, but, heavens! The thought that a family vacation is somehow relaxing for families with young children? This is a vast conspiracy. Children, myself included, were a huge pain in the ass to travel with. My children are relatively well-behaved. I am blessed, when it comes to the attitudes an…