An Open Letter to Every Company from Apple

All your market share...are belong to us.

Dear every other company.

Here at Apple, we love to make a great products.

You made a product once. Now we make every product, using machine learning, and represented it in our proprietary Virtual universe, which is the same as your universe, except we make a commission off of everything anybody builds inside of it. I heard you once made a product?

We al…