After Destruction of the One Ring, Mordor Announces Major Reduction In Workforce

Sauron, noted Maia, steps down from the board of directors.

MORDOR, Middle-earth, Aug. 15, The Fourth Age/PRNewswire/ –

Mordor, a dominion known for its influence in Middle-earth, today announced a major reorganization to align with its vision following the exit of its founder, Sauron.

"Mordor is deeply dedicated to bringing more options—for more suffering— to those suffering from our proprietary inflicted-PTSD. We remain highly committed to this goal," said Gothmog, newly appointed Chief Executive Officer of Mordor. "At the same time, we take to heart the fires of mount doom’s ability to melt the One Ring. This makes it clear we need to do the additional work to bring this pioneering rings-and-suffering approach to market."

“Mordor has always been a dominant force in Middle-earth, and we remain committed to maintaining our position,” he added, continuing,“At the same time, we acknowledge the need to evolve and adapt, and Sauron’s departure is part of our strategy to move Mordor forward into a new era, in which we can exert iron-fisted control…